Cops Arrested Alleged Shoplifters Who Used Poop as Distraction

The shoplifters who allegedly used a bowel motion as a distraction to make off with a basket full of products are now not on the unfastened … cops arrested the individuals they consider are the pooping bandits.

The incident occurred again in December however now police say they’ve recognized and arrested the couple, who they confer with as “Mr. Clear” and “Ms. Dookie.”

Cops say 57-year-old Tina Joyce is the one who dropped a deuce within the retailer … after serving to 36-year-old Nikevee Curry load up a buying cart with cleansing provides and beer.

Police say the poop served as a method to occupy a retailer worker, who was apparently busy cleansing up the crap when Curry beelined it out of the shop with out paying for almost $500 value of products.

Legislation enforcement says the couple hopped in a white van and drove off … and so they recognized the suspects after suggestions from the group and a police investigation.

Curry was in custody for an unrelated battery investigation in a close-by county when cops confronted him with surveillance footage from the crappy caper … and police say he ultimately admitted to his involvement.

As for Joyce, the one who had the bowel motion within the retailer, cops declare she’s obtained 14 prior convictions for theft … although there is no phrase if she’s pulled this similar stunt earlier than.